Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
The folks here at the Home Office have been exceedingly busy during the end of July and beginning of August for we have been working closely with a manufacturing company designing and implementing a Web site for them so that they can dominate CyberSpace much like WeeSaul World International and all its various companies do. It is great to be on top of the world and we know that our shareholders are pleased with our performance.
In addition to the additional work that we have undertaken lately, we are also pleased to unleash upon the world our new military hat. This was launched approximately three weeks ago. The design as it was intended was not produced because the impact of the thread was never given the importance that it should have had, but the end result was interesting so the design was left as it was and we shall see how sales progress and our decision to leave it as is or to change it to what was intended will be based on our sales figures.
So everything is on an upward trend as we speak here at WeeWerks GmbH and according to all analysis will remain sloping toward the sky for the foreseeable future.
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the following month). Go ye now in peace.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Corporate News - June 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
It that time once again for all the shareholders to rejoice in the fact that we have not gone bankrupt yet, and in all actuality we are doing much better than in months passed so the return on your investments is increasing though not as great as we would hope for.
In this month’s news, we have entered into the world of MySpace to promote the sites that actually are meaningful to us. This was an interesting experience though there are some quirks in their theme editing that require some getting accustomed to and really should be modified to allow better usability on the part of the end user of their programs. Another Fairy Tale has been added to the Fairy Tales of the Damned and it is oh-so good with a shocker of an ending. And a new hat was designed to increase our product line. This new addition will be available in the coming weeks and has the potential to be one of our best selling items based upon the market research that we undertook before its introduction.
So all is well and looking groovy for the near future in the land of WeeWerks GmbH, and all shall rejoice in the fact that we are returning to our dominate position in the world of virtual businesses.
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the following month). Go ye now in peace.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
It that time once again for all the shareholders to rejoice in the fact that we have not gone bankrupt yet, and in all actuality we are doing much better than in months passed so the return on your investments is increasing though not as great as we would hope for.
In this month’s news, we have entered into the world of MySpace to promote the sites that actually are meaningful to us. This was an interesting experience though there are some quirks in their theme editing that require some getting accustomed to and really should be modified to allow better usability on the part of the end user of their programs. Another Fairy Tale has been added to the Fairy Tales of the Damned and it is oh-so good with a shocker of an ending. And a new hat was designed to increase our product line. This new addition will be available in the coming weeks and has the potential to be one of our best selling items based upon the market research that we undertook before its introduction.
So all is well and looking groovy for the near future in the land of WeeWerks GmbH, and all shall rejoice in the fact that we are returning to our dominate position in the world of virtual businesses.
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the following month). Go ye now in peace.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Corporate News - May 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
This month has been far less productive than most because most of the office was on vacation this month. It is a very good thing from a productivity standpoint that this does not happen often so we may be in fine shape for the few years to come. We will work hard to overcome the obstacles that we have imposed upon our bottom line and we shall have the ROI that our shareholders expect from one of the leading Internet powerhouses.
Our board of directors have been pondering a strategic alliance with Yahoo! so that when Microsoft finally pulls the trigger and buys it up we will be in a fine position to be provided with lots of groovy software. This is a fine plan that we will discuss further at annual shareholders meeting that we are now in the process of planning - a good time will be had by all. More details to follow.
For those of you who do not read the personal Blog of our CEO and founder, he poster some of his vacation pictures so we shall repost them here so that everyone can see how he enjoyed his time off this year. Enjoy...
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And we feel fine.
This month has been far less productive than most because most of the office was on vacation this month. It is a very good thing from a productivity standpoint that this does not happen often so we may be in fine shape for the few years to come. We will work hard to overcome the obstacles that we have imposed upon our bottom line and we shall have the ROI that our shareholders expect from one of the leading Internet powerhouses.
Our board of directors have been pondering a strategic alliance with Yahoo! so that when Microsoft finally pulls the trigger and buys it up we will be in a fine position to be provided with lots of groovy software. This is a fine plan that we will discuss further at annual shareholders meeting that we are now in the process of planning - a good time will be had by all. More details to follow.
For those of you who do not read the personal Blog of our CEO and founder, he poster some of his vacation pictures so we shall repost them here so that everyone can see how he enjoyed his time off this year. Enjoy...
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Corporate News - April 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Yes, we have reached the end of another month even this is actually posted in the next month though it was not by design. Absenteeism was at 25% during the month due to illness and nice weather so things like the Monthly Report were placed on the back burn until the time when there were enough people present to handle the day-to-day work as well as the additional projects like this report.
So for this month, we have done all of our regular duties and in the midst of it all we were actually able to publish another Fairy Tale (The Little Girl with the Broken Heart) for our shareholders to enjoy. So read it and enjoy, that's why we published it. Other than that there is not much else to report that is above and beyond the ordinary - it has been an ordinary business as usual sort of month. We keep plugging along like we have since our company's founding so very many years ago.
Unfortunately the outlook for this coming month (though actually the month in which this is being published) is not much better than this month. Being that the weather has finally improved and many of the employees wish to shake the cabin fever that they have suffer through these many long months there is quite a number of vacation days scheduled so some of our publications may not reach the streets at their usual times. For this fact we shall apologize ahead of time and we sincerely hope that you will accept our apologies and take joy in the fact that maybe the following month our scheduling issues will be resolved and all will be as usual.
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Yes, we have reached the end of another month even this is actually posted in the next month though it was not by design. Absenteeism was at 25% during the month due to illness and nice weather so things like the Monthly Report were placed on the back burn until the time when there were enough people present to handle the day-to-day work as well as the additional projects like this report.
So for this month, we have done all of our regular duties and in the midst of it all we were actually able to publish another Fairy Tale (The Little Girl with the Broken Heart) for our shareholders to enjoy. So read it and enjoy, that's why we published it. Other than that there is not much else to report that is above and beyond the ordinary - it has been an ordinary business as usual sort of month. We keep plugging along like we have since our company's founding so very many years ago.
Unfortunately the outlook for this coming month (though actually the month in which this is being published) is not much better than this month. Being that the weather has finally improved and many of the employees wish to shake the cabin fever that they have suffer through these many long months there is quite a number of vacation days scheduled so some of our publications may not reach the streets at their usual times. For this fact we shall apologize ahead of time and we sincerely hope that you will accept our apologies and take joy in the fact that maybe the following month our scheduling issues will be resolved and all will be as usual.
Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Corporate News - March 2008 v2.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
It is the end of the month. It really and truly is for we have invested in calendars and we know how to use them adequately enough that we know without doubt that this is true.
This month we have been far too busy for our own well-being. We have taken on a side project that has consumed a great deal of time so we have not had the time to do many of the things that we enjoy doing like goofin' off at the office, but we work through this time of business and soldier on for this is what we do.
In corporate news, we have produced a new product for all the world to enjoy and that will soon grace the car of every individual on the face of this planet. We have produced a new sticker based upon the "Shut up and drive!" T-shirt and we have done so at an economical price so that everyone, no matter what their social standing may be, can enjoy the new product. So buy one or buy a thousand we care not just as long as you continue to buy.
In other interesting corporate news, the Flavour of the Week Blog has surpassed the Quagmire of My Discontent Blog for the number of visitors which is amazing groovy for the Flave Blog is only published once per week whilst the Quagmire is published on a far more regular basis. And the Flave has a definitely more geographically diverse following even though must of the Flaves mentioned are only available in the United States. We must be doing something right on that front though what it is we do not have enough data to understand what the appeal of it is, but we are open to any and all suggestions.
This concludes this report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
It is the end of the month. It really and truly is for we have invested in calendars and we know how to use them adequately enough that we know without doubt that this is true.
This month we have been far too busy for our own well-being. We have taken on a side project that has consumed a great deal of time so we have not had the time to do many of the things that we enjoy doing like goofin' off at the office, but we work through this time of business and soldier on for this is what we do.
In corporate news, we have produced a new product for all the world to enjoy and that will soon grace the car of every individual on the face of this planet. We have produced a new sticker based upon the "Shut up and drive!" T-shirt and we have done so at an economical price so that everyone, no matter what their social standing may be, can enjoy the new product. So buy one or buy a thousand we care not just as long as you continue to buy.
In other interesting corporate news, the Flavour of the Week Blog has surpassed the Quagmire of My Discontent Blog for the number of visitors which is amazing groovy for the Flave Blog is only published once per week whilst the Quagmire is published on a far more regular basis. And the Flave has a definitely more geographically diverse following even though must of the Flaves mentioned are only available in the United States. We must be doing something right on that front though what it is we do not have enough data to understand what the appeal of it is, but we are open to any and all suggestions.
This concludes this report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Corporate News - March 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the start of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
The month of March is well underway and we have released a new product for all the world to enjoy. This product was designed as a side project that was not originally intended for mass markets, but as with all things we have created over the years, if we can recoup some of the cost of production by selling the product, we will do so. And so we did.
So without further adieu - The Family Vacation 2008 Tour T-Shirt. Because this will be available only for the coming year, buy now for tomorrow they may be replaced by something else. Even though this shirt is a limited edition, we have priced so that they are one of the best values we have offer - ever!
We will keep working hard to satisfy the needs of our customers, and we have barely scratched the surface on the month of March. There are so many things that we are in the process of planning and implementing that we will be extremely busy for the entire month and well beyond. This is the way we like it.
This concludes this early report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.
This has been the news of the world for the month of March 2008.
It's the start of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
The month of March is well underway and we have released a new product for all the world to enjoy. This product was designed as a side project that was not originally intended for mass markets, but as with all things we have created over the years, if we can recoup some of the cost of production by selling the product, we will do so. And so we did.
So without further adieu - The Family Vacation 2008 Tour T-Shirt. Because this will be available only for the coming year, buy now for tomorrow they may be replaced by something else. Even though this shirt is a limited edition, we have priced so that they are one of the best values we have offer - ever!
We will keep working hard to satisfy the needs of our customers, and we have barely scratched the surface on the month of March. There are so many things that we are in the process of planning and implementing that we will be extremely busy for the entire month and well beyond. This is the way we like it.
This concludes this early report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.
This has been the news of the world for the month of March 2008.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Corporate News - February 2008 v2.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And so we have reached the end of another month and for the most part this has been a highly productive month and this should please all of our stockholders. We have upgraded the home office network and went to broadband so we can now do things far more speedily. We have also converted the network to one that is wireless, which is also going to improve productivity and allow expansion of operations without the need to run miles of wire.
In addition to the new Internet connection, we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site and it has been tested and should be fully functional, but as with any transition of this scale a few details may have been overlooked and are awaiting the folks at QA to discover. There are plans in the works to move some of the corporate pages over to this server so that we can better serve our customers and do away with the ads that the old server places on the pages for which we receive no monetary compensation. There is no definite timeline established to complete this work for it is still in the planning stages and we are not exactly sure as to which pages will be relocated.
And in regards to the old and most ancient site, we have added a new book to the Book of Toast - Psalm27 of Eris. It is a definite must read for all the fans of the BOT.
This is a brave new world we face and we are not backing down from it. We shall face our fears and we will triumph of the changes that have taken place over this brief period of time. We will emerge from the transition as a better, stronger force upon the fabric of CyberSpace.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And so we have reached the end of another month and for the most part this has been a highly productive month and this should please all of our stockholders. We have upgraded the home office network and went to broadband so we can now do things far more speedily. We have also converted the network to one that is wireless, which is also going to improve productivity and allow expansion of operations without the need to run miles of wire.
In addition to the new Internet connection, we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site and it has been tested and should be fully functional, but as with any transition of this scale a few details may have been overlooked and are awaiting the folks at QA to discover. There are plans in the works to move some of the corporate pages over to this server so that we can better serve our customers and do away with the ads that the old server places on the pages for which we receive no monetary compensation. There is no definite timeline established to complete this work for it is still in the planning stages and we are not exactly sure as to which pages will be relocated.
And in regards to the old and most ancient site, we have added a new book to the Book of Toast - Psalm27 of Eris. It is a definite must read for all the fans of the BOT.
This is a brave new world we face and we are not backing down from it. We shall face our fears and we will triumph of the changes that have taken place over this brief period of time. We will emerge from the transition as a better, stronger force upon the fabric of CyberSpace.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Corporate News - February 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Actually this is the middle of the month report.
And we have come to the end of another month that has proven to be shorter than the rest, and yet, somewhat longer than usual. This is a month whose size was an after thought as if it was meant to be at the end of the year and not the second third of the first quarter of this year.
For the most part this month has not been as productive as planned due to numerous snow storms and multiple illnesses. There are times when I wish that I could replace the entire workforce with robots who will work day and night and never complain or that they day off because they are suffering from some illness that affects the delicate machinery of man. Robots are the way to go and all we have to do is to raise some capital and we can get rid of the deadwood that lays about these cubicles. I probably shouldn't have written my plans because there may be employees who will actually read this and spread nasty rumours about me to their fellow employees, but I have no fear for I hold all the cards when it comes to their livelihood.
With that said, the biggest news of the month of February so far is that we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site to a different server resulting in an address change. There will be more changes in the future, but at this time these plans are not finalized and if implement, they will require a great of effort to pull off.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Actually this is the middle of the month report.
And we have come to the end of another month that has proven to be shorter than the rest, and yet, somewhat longer than usual. This is a month whose size was an after thought as if it was meant to be at the end of the year and not the second third of the first quarter of this year.
For the most part this month has not been as productive as planned due to numerous snow storms and multiple illnesses. There are times when I wish that I could replace the entire workforce with robots who will work day and night and never complain or that they day off because they are suffering from some illness that affects the delicate machinery of man. Robots are the way to go and all we have to do is to raise some capital and we can get rid of the deadwood that lays about these cubicles. I probably shouldn't have written my plans because there may be employees who will actually read this and spread nasty rumours about me to their fellow employees, but I have no fear for I hold all the cards when it comes to their livelihood.
With that said, the biggest news of the month of February so far is that we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site to a different server resulting in an address change. There will be more changes in the future, but at this time these plans are not finalized and if implement, they will require a great of effort to pull off.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Corporate News - January 2008 v3.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And so we have reached the first third of the first quarter of 2008 and the future seems to going along just as we had planned for our selves and our shareholders. In many ways there is not much to announce in the end of the month report for we have not been responsible for bringing down markets on a global scale and we have not had any product recalls and we have not been indicted in any scandal that would threaten this great institution. No news is good news in this global marketplace.
Next month we have much in store and we will announce each and every move we make here in this finest of Blogs. And with that brief statement we will now concluded this month’s end of the month report.
Thank you all so very much.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And so we have reached the first third of the first quarter of 2008 and the future seems to going along just as we had planned for our selves and our shareholders. In many ways there is not much to announce in the end of the month report for we have not been responsible for bringing down markets on a global scale and we have not had any product recalls and we have not been indicted in any scandal that would threaten this great institution. No news is good news in this global marketplace.
Next month we have much in store and we will announce each and every move we make here in this finest of Blogs. And with that brief statement we will now concluded this month’s end of the month report.
Thank you all so very much.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Corporate News - January 2008 v2.0
So we shall begin another chapter in the history of WeeSaul World International and its revolutionary division - WeeWerk GmbH. At this moment we do not know exactly what direction this Blog will take, but we know that we will use it for something of great importance and earth-shattering relevance to the future of this corporation and its varied and numerous divisions.
One idea that has been tossed around is using this to announce any and all new and exciting products that have been produced, but there is also the idea of using this as a platform to launch a revolution that will spread the world and change the history of mankind forever. Though there is always the possibility that this will just be used as a sounding board for management and employees.
There are so many unknowns in this undertaking that we do not have a clear vision of what the future will bring, but as with all endeavors we have undertaken, we will do it and we will carry on.
Thank you,
The Management
One idea that has been tossed around is using this to announce any and all new and exciting products that have been produced, but there is also the idea of using this as a platform to launch a revolution that will spread the world and change the history of mankind forever. Though there is always the possibility that this will just be used as a sounding board for management and employees.
There are so many unknowns in this undertaking that we do not have a clear vision of what the future will bring, but as with all endeavors we have undertaken, we will do it and we will carry on.
Thank you,
The Management
Friday, January 4, 2008
Corporate News - January 2008
Coming soon to the World Wide Web, news from the only corporation that matters... well... to me at least...
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Thank you...
Sorry, we are under construction at the moment. Be careful you don't step on any nails for we have no insurance to cover such injuries...
Thank you...
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