Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
And so we have reached the end of another month and for the most part this has been a highly productive month and this should please all of our stockholders. We have upgraded the home office network and went to broadband so we can now do things far more speedily. We have also converted the network to one that is wireless, which is also going to improve productivity and allow expansion of operations without the need to run miles of wire.
In addition to the new Internet connection, we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site and it has been tested and should be fully functional, but as with any transition of this scale a few details may have been overlooked and are awaiting the folks at QA to discover. There are plans in the works to move some of the corporate pages over to this server so that we can better serve our customers and do away with the ads that the old server places on the pages for which we receive no monetary compensation. There is no definite timeline established to complete this work for it is still in the planning stages and we are not exactly sure as to which pages will be relocated.
And in regards to the old and most ancient site, we have added a new book to the Book of Toast - Psalm27 of Eris. It is a definite must read for all the fans of the BOT.
This is a brave new world we face and we are not backing down from it. We shall face our fears and we will triumph of the changes that have taken place over this brief period of time. We will emerge from the transition as a better, stronger force upon the fabric of CyberSpace.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Corporate News - February 2008 v1.0
Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Actually this is the middle of the month report.
And we have come to the end of another month that has proven to be shorter than the rest, and yet, somewhat longer than usual. This is a month whose size was an after thought as if it was meant to be at the end of the year and not the second third of the first quarter of this year.
For the most part this month has not been as productive as planned due to numerous snow storms and multiple illnesses. There are times when I wish that I could replace the entire workforce with robots who will work day and night and never complain or that they day off because they are suffering from some illness that affects the delicate machinery of man. Robots are the way to go and all we have to do is to raise some capital and we can get rid of the deadwood that lays about these cubicles. I probably shouldn't have written my plans because there may be employees who will actually read this and spread nasty rumours about me to their fellow employees, but I have no fear for I hold all the cards when it comes to their livelihood.
With that said, the biggest news of the month of February so far is that we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site to a different server resulting in an address change. There will be more changes in the future, but at this time these plans are not finalized and if implement, they will require a great of effort to pull off.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.
Actually this is the middle of the month report.
And we have come to the end of another month that has proven to be shorter than the rest, and yet, somewhat longer than usual. This is a month whose size was an after thought as if it was meant to be at the end of the year and not the second third of the first quarter of this year.
For the most part this month has not been as productive as planned due to numerous snow storms and multiple illnesses. There are times when I wish that I could replace the entire workforce with robots who will work day and night and never complain or that they day off because they are suffering from some illness that affects the delicate machinery of man. Robots are the way to go and all we have to do is to raise some capital and we can get rid of the deadwood that lays about these cubicles. I probably shouldn't have written my plans because there may be employees who will actually read this and spread nasty rumours about me to their fellow employees, but I have no fear for I hold all the cards when it comes to their livelihood.
With that said, the biggest news of the month of February so far is that we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site to a different server resulting in an address change. There will be more changes in the future, but at this time these plans are not finalized and if implement, they will require a great of effort to pull off.
This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.
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