Saturday, August 9, 2008

Corporate News - July 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

The folks here at the Home Office have been exceedingly busy during the end of July and beginning of August for we have been working closely with a manufacturing company designing and implementing a Web site for them so that they can dominate CyberSpace much like WeeSaul World International and all its various companies do. It is great to be on top of the world and we know that our shareholders are pleased with our performance.

In addition to the additional work that we have undertaken lately, we are also pleased to unleash upon the world our new military hat. This was launched approximately three weeks ago. The design as it was intended was not produced because the impact of the thread was never given the importance that it should have had, but the end result was interesting so the design was left as it was and we shall see how sales progress and our decision to leave it as is or to change it to what was intended will be based on our sales figures.

So everything is on an upward trend as we speak here at WeeWerks GmbH and according to all analysis will remain sloping toward the sky for the foreseeable future.

Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the following month). Go ye now in peace.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Corporate News - June 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

It that time once again for all the shareholders to rejoice in the fact that we have not gone bankrupt yet, and in all actuality we are doing much better than in months passed so the return on your investments is increasing though not as great as we would hope for.

In this month’s news, we have entered into the world of MySpace to promote the sites that actually are meaningful to us. This was an interesting experience though there are some quirks in their theme editing that require some getting accustomed to and really should be modified to allow better usability on the part of the end user of their programs. Another Fairy Tale has been added to the Fairy Tales of the Damned and it is oh-so good with a shocker of an ending. And a new hat was designed to increase our product line. This new addition will be available in the coming weeks and has the potential to be one of our best selling items based upon the market research that we undertook before its introduction.

So all is well and looking groovy for the near future in the land of WeeWerks GmbH, and all shall rejoice in the fact that we are returning to our dominate position in the world of virtual businesses.

Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the following month). Go ye now in peace.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Corporate News - May 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

This month has been far less productive than most because most of the office was on vacation this month. It is a very good thing from a productivity standpoint that this does not happen often so we may be in fine shape for the few years to come. We will work hard to overcome the obstacles that we have imposed upon our bottom line and we shall have the ROI that our shareholders expect from one of the leading Internet powerhouses.

Our board of directors have been pondering a strategic alliance with Yahoo! so that when Microsoft finally pulls the trigger and buys it up we will be in a fine position to be provided with lots of groovy software. This is a fine plan that we will discuss further at annual shareholders meeting that we are now in the process of planning - a good time will be had by all. More details to follow.

For those of you who do not read the personal Blog of our CEO and founder, he poster some of his vacation pictures so we shall repost them here so that everyone can see how he enjoyed his time off this year. Enjoy...






Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.