Corporate News - February 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

Actually this is the middle of the month report.

And we have come to the end of another month that has proven to be shorter than the rest, and yet, somewhat longer than usual. This is a month whose size was an after thought as if it was meant to be at the end of the year and not the second third of the first quarter of this year.

For the most part this month has not been as productive as planned due to numerous snow storms and multiple illnesses. There are times when I wish that I could replace the entire workforce with robots who will work day and night and never complain or that they day off because they are suffering from some illness that affects the delicate machinery of man. Robots are the way to go and all we have to do is to raise some capital and we can get rid of the deadwood that lays about these cubicles. I probably shouldn't have written my plans because there may be employees who will actually read this and spread nasty rumours about me to their fellow employees, but I have no fear for I hold all the cards when it comes to their livelihood.

With that said, the biggest news of the month of February so far is that we have moved The Industrial Revolution2.0 site to a different server resulting in an address change. There will be more changes in the future, but at this time these plans are not finalized and if implement, they will require a great of effort to pull off.

This has been the news of the world for the month of February 2008.