Corporate News - May 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

This month has been far less productive than most because most of the office was on vacation this month. It is a very good thing from a productivity standpoint that this does not happen often so we may be in fine shape for the few years to come. We will work hard to overcome the obstacles that we have imposed upon our bottom line and we shall have the ROI that our shareholders expect from one of the leading Internet powerhouses.

Our board of directors have been pondering a strategic alliance with Yahoo! so that when Microsoft finally pulls the trigger and buys it up we will be in a fine position to be provided with lots of groovy software. This is a fine plan that we will discuss further at annual shareholders meeting that we are now in the process of planning - a good time will be had by all. More details to follow.

For those of you who do not read the personal Blog of our CEO and founder, he poster some of his vacation pictures so we shall repost them here so that everyone can see how he enjoyed his time off this year. Enjoy...

Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.

Corporate News - April 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

Yes, we have reached the end of another month even this is actually posted in the next month though it was not by design. Absenteeism was at 25% during the month due to illness and nice weather so things like the Monthly Report were placed on the back burn until the time when there were enough people present to handle the day-to-day work as well as the additional projects like this report.

So for this month, we have done all of our regular duties and in the midst of it all we were actually able to publish another Fairy Tale (The Little Girl with the Broken Heart) for our shareholders to enjoy. So read it and enjoy, that's why we published it. Other than that there is not much else to report that is above and beyond the ordinary - it has been an ordinary business as usual sort of month. We keep plugging along like we have since our company's founding so very many years ago.

Unfortunately the outlook for this coming month (though actually the month in which this is being published) is not much better than this month. Being that the weather has finally improved and many of the employees wish to shake the cabin fever that they have suffer through these many long months there is quite a number of vacation days scheduled so some of our publications may not reach the streets at their usual times. For this fact we shall apologize ahead of time and we sincerely hope that you will accept our apologies and take joy in the fact that maybe the following month our scheduling issues will be resolved and all will be as usual.

Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.

Corporate News - March 2008 v2.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

It is the end of the month. It really and truly is for we have invested in calendars and we know how to use them adequately enough that we know without doubt that this is true.

This month we have been far too busy for our own well-being. We have taken on a side project that has consumed a great deal of time so we have not had the time to do many of the things that we enjoy doing like goofin' off at the office, but we work through this time of business and soldier on for this is what we do.

In corporate news, we have produced a new product for all the world to enjoy and that will soon grace the car of every individual on the face of this planet. We have produced a new sticker based upon the "Shut up and drive!" T-shirt and we have done so at an economical price so that everyone, no matter what their social standing may be, can enjoy the new product. So buy one or buy a thousand we care not just as long as you continue to buy.

In other interesting corporate news, the Flavour of the Week Blog has surpassed the Quagmire of My Discontent Blog for the number of visitors which is amazing groovy for the Flave Blog is only published once per week whilst the Quagmire is published on a far more regular basis. And the Flave has a definitely more geographically diverse following even though must of the Flaves mentioned are only available in the United States. We must be doing something right on that front though what it is we do not have enough data to understand what the appeal of it is, but we are open to any and all suggestions.

This concludes this report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.