Corporate News - May 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

This month has been far less productive than most because most of the office was on vacation this month. It is a very good thing from a productivity standpoint that this does not happen often so we may be in fine shape for the few years to come. We will work hard to overcome the obstacles that we have imposed upon our bottom line and we shall have the ROI that our shareholders expect from one of the leading Internet powerhouses.

Our board of directors have been pondering a strategic alliance with Yahoo! so that when Microsoft finally pulls the trigger and buys it up we will be in a fine position to be provided with lots of groovy software. This is a fine plan that we will discuss further at annual shareholders meeting that we are now in the process of planning - a good time will be had by all. More details to follow.

For those of you who do not read the personal Blog of our CEO and founder, he poster some of his vacation pictures so we shall repost them here so that everyone can see how he enjoyed his time off this year. Enjoy...

Thusly ends the end of the month report for this month (though actually published during the next month). Go ye now in peace.

Corporate News - March 2008 v2.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the end of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

It is the end of the month. It really and truly is for we have invested in calendars and we know how to use them adequately enough that we know without doubt that this is true.

This month we have been far too busy for our own well-being. We have taken on a side project that has consumed a great deal of time so we have not had the time to do many of the things that we enjoy doing like goofin' off at the office, but we work through this time of business and soldier on for this is what we do.

In corporate news, we have produced a new product for all the world to enjoy and that will soon grace the car of every individual on the face of this planet. We have produced a new sticker based upon the "Shut up and drive!" T-shirt and we have done so at an economical price so that everyone, no matter what their social standing may be, can enjoy the new product. So buy one or buy a thousand we care not just as long as you continue to buy.

In other interesting corporate news, the Flavour of the Week Blog has surpassed the Quagmire of My Discontent Blog for the number of visitors which is amazing groovy for the Flave Blog is only published once per week whilst the Quagmire is published on a far more regular basis. And the Flave has a definitely more geographically diverse following even though must of the Flaves mentioned are only available in the United States. We must be doing something right on that front though what it is we do not have enough data to understand what the appeal of it is, but we are open to any and all suggestions.

This concludes this report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.

Corporate News - March 2008 v1.0

Everybody sing along with the folks in accounting:

It's the start of the month as we know it
And we feel fine.

The month of March is well underway and we have released a new product for all the world to enjoy. This product was designed as a side project that was not originally intended for mass markets, but as with all things we have created over the years, if we can recoup some of the cost of production by selling the product, we will do so. And so we did.

So without further adieu - The Family Vacation 2008 Tour T-Shirt. Because this will be available only for the coming year, buy now for tomorrow they may be replaced by something else. Even though this shirt is a limited edition, we have priced so that they are one of the best values we have offer - ever!

We will keep working hard to satisfy the needs of our customers, and we have barely scratched the surface on the month of March. There are so many things that we are in the process of planning and implementing that we will be extremely busy for the entire month and well beyond. This is the way we like it.

This concludes this early report for the month of March, 2008. We thank you for time.

This has been the news of the world for the month of March 2008.